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Quinta das Amoras, Vinho Tinto 2009
Mauro Molino, Barbera d'Alba 2009
Garda Chiaretto Rose
Columbia Crest, Two Vines Vineyard 10 White
Chateau Ste. Michelle, Pinot Gris, Columbia Valley 2009
L'Hortus, Rose de Saignee 2010
Maculan, Pino & Toi 2008
McKinley Springs, Bombing Range Red 2008
Trader Joe's Pinot Gris 2009
Montes Alpha, Cabernet 2007
Gran Sasso, Sangiovese, Terre di Chieti 2009
Garda, Classico Chiaretto Rose
Beaulieu, Cabernet, Rutherford 1999
Picos del Montgo, Tempranillo 2008
Chateau de Montmirail, Vacqueyras 2008
La Granja 360, Syrah 2009
Montgras, Carmenere Reserva 2009
Lange, Pinot Gris 2009
Columbia Crest, Horse Heaven Hills Cabernet 2008
Kirkland, Pinot Grigio 2010
Trader Joe's Coastal Syrah 2009
Columbia Crest, Horse Heaven Hills Merlot 2008
Trader Joe's Coastal Chardonnay 2009
Vieux Papes Red
Domaine de l'Aujardiere, Chardonnay 2009
Santa Rita, Cabernet, Medalla Real 2007
Penfold's, Koonunga Hill Shiraz Cabernet 2008
Guild, Red, Lot #02 2008
Dievole, Dievolino Sangiovese 2008
Laforet, Burgogne Chardonnay 2009
Columbia Winery, Merlot 2007
Bonterra, Cabernet 2008
Elk Cove, Pinot Gris 2009
Maquis Lien 2006
Scott Paul, Pinot Noir, Le Paulee 2007
Cameron, Chardonnay
B.R. Cohn, Cabernet, Silver Label 2006
Graffigna, Cabernet 2005
Palo Alto, Reserve Red 2008
Menguante, Garnacha 2008
Lange, Pinot Gris 2009
Felsina Berardenga, Vin Santo 1997
Anne Amie, Pinot Gris 2009
McKinley Springs, Bombing Ramge Red 2007
Vieux Papes Red
Dionysius Chardonnay 2009
Haden Fig, Pinot Noir 2009
Vega Montan, Mencia 2008
Chateau la Vernede, Coteaux du Languedoc 2007
Mount Defiance, Hellfire (White) 2008
Root: 1, Cabernet 2008
Columbia Crest, Two Vines Pinot Grigio 2009
Columbia Crest, Two Vines, Vineyard 10 White, 2008
Columbia Crest, Two Vines, Vineyard 10 Rose, 2007
Abacela, Grenache Rose 2009
Avia Cabernet 2004
Lemelson Pinot Noir, Thea's Selection 2007
Chateau de la Roulerie, Rose d'Anjou 2009
Casal Garcia, Vinho Verde Rose
La Ferme Julien, Rose 2008
Cana's Feast, Bricco Red, 2006
Hogue, Genesis Merlot, 2008
Owen Roe, Sharecropper's Cabernet, 2008
Kim Crawford, Unoaked Chardonnay 2008
J. Scott, Pinot Noir 2008
Edmunds St. John, White, Heart of Gold 2008
Columbia Crest, Walter Clore Private Reserve 2006
Stevenot, Cabernet, Sierra Foothills, "Stanford" 2000
Portuga, Vinho Rose 2009
Taylor Fladgate, First Estate Reserve Porto
Franciscan, Cabernet, Napa 2006
Chaparral de Vega Sindoa, Garnacha 2008
Quinta da Aveleda, Vinho Verde 2008
St. Francis, Chardonnay Sonoma 2008
E. Guigal, Cotes du Rhone Blanc, 2007
Edmunds St. John, Bone-Jolly, Gamay Noir 2008
St. Innocent, Pinot Noir 2006
Jigsaw, Pinot Noir 2007
Chateau Ste. Michelle, Merlot, Indian Wells 2007
Charles Shaw, Chardonnay 2008
Edmunds St. John, Bone-Jolly, Gamay Rosé 2009
Cameron, Willamette Valley Chardonnay
Il Valore, Sangiovese, Giovane, Puglia 2008
Duck Pond, Chardonnay, Wahluke Slope 2007
Kim Crawford, Marlborough Pinot Noir 2008
Domaine du Pesquier, Cotes du Rhone 2005
Cantina Zaccagnini, Montepulciano d'Abruzzo 2006
Domaine Matrot, Chardonnay, Bourgogne 2007
David Hill, Oregon Sparkling Wine, Brut
Chandler Reach, Monte Regalo 2006
Elk Cove, Pinot Gris 2008
Kirkland, Columbia Valley Merlot 2008
D'Aragon, Old Vine Garnacha 2008
Columbia Crest, Walter Clore Private Reserve 2005
Pavin & Riley, Merlot 2006
David Hill, Estate Pinot Noir, Barrel Select 2006
Castle Rock, Paso Robles Cabernet 2006
Magnificent, Cabernet, Steak House 2008
Conundrum 2008
Beaulieu, Cabernet, Rutherford 1998
Saint Cosme, Cotes-du-Rhone 2007
La Granja, Tempranillo 360, 2008
Santa Rita, Mendalla Real Cabernet 2006
Columbia Crest, Grand Estates Merlot 2006
Andezon, Cotes-du-Rhone 2007
Collegiata, Montepulciano d'Abruzzo
Troon, Druid's Fluid 2008
La Granja, Tempranillo 2008
Monte Antico, Toscana 2006
Vieux Papes, Blanc de Blancs
Harper Lee - To Kill a Mockingbird
Emma McLaughlin & Nicola Kraus - The Nanny Diaries
Brian Selznick - The Invention of Hugo Cabret
Sharon Creech - Walk Two Moons
Keith Richards - Life
F. Sionil Jose - Dusk
Natalie Babbitt - Tuck Everlasting
Justin Halpern - S#*t My Dad Says
Mark Herrmann - The Curmudgeon's Guide to Practicing Law
Barry Glassner - The Gospel of Food
Phil Stanford - The Peyton-Allan Files
Jesse Katz - The Opposite Field
Evelyn Waugh - Brideshead Revisited
J.K. Rowling - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
David Sedaris - Holidays on Ice
Donald Miller - A Million Miles in a Thousand Years
Mitch Albom - Have a Little Faith
C.S. Lewis - The Magician's Nephew
F. Scott Fitzgerald - The Great Gatsby
William Shakespeare - A Midsummer Night's Dream
Ivan Doig - Bucking the Sun
Penda Diakité - I Lost My Tooth in Africa
Grace Lin - The Year of the Rat
Oscar Hijuelos - Mr. Ives' Christmas
Madeline L'Engle - A Wrinkle in Time
Steven Hart - The Last Three Miles
David Sedaris - Me Talk Pretty One Day
Karen Armstrong - The Spiral Staircase
Charles Larson - The Portland Murders
Adrian Wojnarowski - The Miracle of St. Anthony
William H. Colby - Long Goodbye
Steven D. Stark - Meet the Beatles
Phil Stanford - Portland Confidential
Rick Moody - Garden State
Jonathan Schwartz - All in Good Time
David Sedaris - Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim
Anthony Holden - Big Deal
Robert J. Spitzer - The Spirit of Leadership
James McManus - Positively Fifth Street
Jeff Noon - Vurt
Miles run year to date: 26
At this date last year: 15
Total run in 2011: 113
In 2010: 125
In 2009: 67
In 2008: 28
In 2007: 113
In 2006: 100
In 2005: 149
In 2004: 204
In 2003: 269
Comments (22)
Brilliant.
Posted by PDXLifer | February 7, 2010 8:04 PM
Metro has a new mandatory recylcing regulation for businesses they are enforcing. This is their training video.
By the way. I went to Oregon City transfer station today with a load of garbage. I studies the recycling effort and I find it hard to beleive all of those many bins and separation pencils out in any way whatsoever.
The tremendous manpower used just there is a big drain on it's merit.
When a Metro guy is taking one board at a time out of a large roller bin, he already loaded at the dump area, and is now throwing them one by one in a bigger wood pile I find that just a little troublesome.
The rest of the operation is also labor intensive just to separate the many items and it appears to me that there can't possibly be net beneift for separating so many different items.
IMO at the end of the process it will have devoured more energy than it has saved resulting in an environmental detriment instead of gain.
Stories like this seem to make it true.
http://cleantech.com/news/3948/report-calls-recycling-waste-energy
Posted by Ben | February 7, 2010 8:25 PM
I loved the tail end where the green cops bust the regular cops for drinking coffee out of foam cups.
Of course in PDX, the regular cops would put the greenies on the ground, call them pricks, and shoot them.
Maybe not so bad an idea for grene cops, after all.
VBG
Posted by Nonny Mouse | February 7, 2010 9:08 PM
at 0:12 did I recognize one of the Colonial style houses on about NE 26th? But the street trees at the intro seemed to be sycamores and we usually don't have those. I did laugh when the 'Bridgeport' police officer was pulled over for the foam cup violation. The writers knew they would have us if the one's usually writing tickets got one instead.
Posted by Concordbridge | February 7, 2010 11:51 PM
That ad really said something. Frankly, I thought it was borderline genius.
I also loved the Leno/Letterman one. I hope it got them past the ridiculous bad feelings between old friends, that has bothered comedy fans for decades.
I was disappointed by the volume of Pete Townsend's guitar leaving the vocals too out front.
But just when I thought ads like the green police one would have the most profound message, some old Who lyrics jumped out in a 2010 context that was quite amazing. Perhaps it was because I had just read an article about how pleased the military weapons industry is with President Obama:
"There's nothing in the street
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are out-phased, by-the-bye
And the parting on the left
Is now parting on the right
And their beards have all grown longer overnight
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss"
Even the most anti-government Sarah Palin tea-baggers, who probably loved the green police ad, are also head over heels in love with a huge government program called war - the ultimate trickery, where they use your patriotism and take your kids to go die for the military industrial complex.
I thought the Who came off as profound in their own geezer way.
But, please, Pete: Crank the guitar.
Posted by Bill McDonald | February 8, 2010 12:28 AM
Hidden in the Green Police ad is a little VW with an Audi badge and a $10K upcharge. No wonder they need the force of law behind their marketing.
The Letterman/Winfrey/Leno commercial was The Thing — it was worth sitting through everything else to see it. The NY Times has a great blog post today about how it happened, whose idea it was and how it all went down. A take-away lesson: these principal actors, at least, seem to know the difference between TV and life.
Posted by Allan L. | February 8, 2010 8:40 AM
I'm in Denver CO consulting for a service-business cartel a few years ago, soaking up Denver and her, ahem, culture. If I heard it once, I heard it a million times. You're from Portland, why would you move here? Portland is such a great little city, they'd say. It's such a liberal city, and so clean, and that's like the recycling capital of the world, right? I really liked all of the [Insert whatever hippie pass-time is appropriate.] going on there.
Well, that's not a very good way to state my position. Which is, there is Portland, then there is the Portland in the brochure. This second Portland is the one defined by mostly newcomers who, wouldn't you know it, read the same brochure.
Portland was headquarter for The John Birch Society, for how long? Our republican Senator Packwood chaired the senate-house finance committee for how long - funded how many parks? For 14 years we had the highest per capita murder rate in the country. I'm actually proud of that 'cause most of it was from drunken, rowdy, ding-a-lings having at each other.
This was a rough-and-tumble port city for the ages. A hardy folk as conservative in some ways as we were liberal in others. Well, somewhere far left of liberal. Sure, a collection of small-town refugees from the state's rural towns, but the pig-farmer with Hemmingway on the shelves, and a good bottle of red on the floor by the arm-chair; type pig farmer.
I'm proud of that. It's genuine, and fairly drips with the communal propriety that once dictated we all have manners, decency, an open-mind, and above all, tolerance. It infuriates me this tolerance was viewed as, welcome. It infuriates me that we are now known nationally for what the tourists have turned us into, quite against our will.
Sure, we show them tolerance, only to end up on the receiving end of a pointed finger decrying that my ideals are not welcome here. That I'm not part of 'what Portland stands for'.
It just sickens my soul to see that this is how the rest of the country views us.
Posted by Vance Longwell | February 8, 2010 8:55 AM
Frankly, I thought it was borderline genius.
The ad was hilarious, but I don't see how it works as a marketing tool. The true believers are going to be offended that "green" is being mocked. The eco-deniers are going to laugh, but then solemnly point out to one another that the ad is pretty close to being reality. Who is the target audience? Are they trying to get the greenies to buy the Audi? No way after that ad. Are they trying to get the eco-deniers to buy it? You just confirmed their belief that we all need to burn coal just for fun to make sure the planet doesn't get too cold.
Posted by Miles | February 8, 2010 9:39 AM
Spooky:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordnungspolizei
Posted by Rainfollower | February 8, 2010 9:56 AM
Miles,
You just spent part of Monday morning reacting to the ad.
It worked.
Posted by Bill McDonald | February 8, 2010 10:01 AM
Miles,
On second thought, that wasn't fair.
Will it sell Audis? I don't know.
That's not what I liked about it.
What I see is an all-encompassing corporate media that feeds us one message after another, and here was some slick creative mind managing to get a message about our march towards a police state.
Yes, it uses the green movement but the images of ordinary citizens getting arrested by an out of control police force are powerful.
I could definitely imagine a meeting somewhere in the shadow government this morning, where they're wondering how it ever got past them.
That to me was the borderline genius part.
Posted by Bill McDonald | February 8, 2010 10:31 AM
eco-deniers?
wtf?
Posted by mp97303 | February 8, 2010 10:33 AM
over at the wsj, this ad is leading for Best and Worst Ad.
Posted by mp97303 | February 8, 2010 10:53 AM
At first, I thought we'd have another reason to recall Samadumbs for mismanagement of city finances, but then I realized it was just a car commercial, not a plug asking folks to move to Portland.
I just pray that Randy Leonard wasn't watching the game - he's bound to insist that a new city agency be created to complement his HIT / goon squad.
Posted by Mike (the other one) | February 8, 2010 11:02 AM
One good thing about the ad - it resurrects the best Cheap Trick song of them all, the massively underplayed "Dream Police."
Posted by Gordon | February 8, 2010 11:46 AM
eco-deniers?
wtf?
Exactly.
You're right, Bill, it was genius. But I don't think it will sell cars.
Posted by Miles | February 8, 2010 11:59 AM
Portland was headquarter for The John Birch Society, for how long?
Ummmm, never.
For 14 years we had the highest per capita murder rate in the country.
Not in any recent decade, we didn't.
Posted by darrelplant | February 8, 2010 12:17 PM
This ad was great for both sides of the green divide, but as for product placement it was at best adequate.
Best ad bar none was the vintage Rainier Beer ad with the motorcycle... Well, go and watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz-WuLQz_ns
If you don't know the product after that ad you are dead.
Mark Sherman
Posted by Maddog | February 8, 2010 2:32 PM
It can't be Portland. You don't have roving bands of hipsters surrounding people at the Fred Meyer buying noncompostable cat litter and hissing "Shun the unbeliever! Shuuuuuuuuun!"
Posted by Texas Triffid Ranch | February 8, 2010 3:22 PM
As soon as I saw that ad I was screaming at the spouse, "OMG I hope Randy isn't watching".
BTW...palm trees in the background would indicate a more tropical shooting local.
Posted by portland native | February 8, 2010 5:38 PM
So true for Portland.
Only in Portland, do all the greenies tell everyone to ride TriMet (in particular MAX/Streetcar) but then the greenies have no problem getting into their "clean" car (usually a Toyota Prius, but also frequently a Subaru Outback) and driving as a single-occupant on the freeway (while simultaneously complaining about the plans for the 12-lane Columbia River Crossing) on their way to Seattle (when they could be taking Amtrak - or better yet, Greyhound, which is more environmentally friendly than Amtrak.)
Posted by Erik H. | February 8, 2010 8:11 PM
It can't be Portland -- the cops didn't shoot any unarmed suspects.
Posted by Anonymous | February 8, 2010 9:31 PM